It's another Hills recap + fashion! I'd like to rename this episode "The Pretense". Heidi and Spencer are pretending to have relationship problems even though as of a few days ago they are married. Audrina and Brody are having a pretend fling even though Audrina has blogged that she does not take sloppy seconds. But here we go, the recap:
"I always had a little crush"
The setup: the girls are invading the boys vacation
The side story: Heidi and Spencer get some role models
The girls have descended upon Hawaii, surprising the boys, because MTV needs an episode of fun and debauchery. Not to self,Turtle Bay is a beautiful place. The editing machine must have been in full force this time around because the whole episode is of Audrina and Brody stealing glances at each other.
Stephanie is doing what Stephanie does best, stirring drama. She's encouraging Audrina to go after Brody. When the mutual attraction angle doesn't work she goes after the "make Justin jealous" angle. And when even that fails, she comes up to Audrina during dinner to talk about her attraction to Brody. Wow...subtle...she must be getting paid for the amount of trouble she causes.
The guys don't waste any time letting Brody know Audrina is pining after him, to which he responds with a rant of how he's attracted to his girlfriend. He then takes it upon himself to go talk to Audrina about feelings. I'm not sure what the point was but it seemed like he was saying if they were alone they'd definitely be getting together. Guess he didn't wait for that moment because next thing you know we find out that Audrina spent the night at Brody's. I wonder how his girlfriend is going to feel about that. Audrina has already decided war with Brody's gf is a viable option.
Meanwhile in LA Heidi and Spencer are being introduced to a new, clean way of living. It all begins with Heidi and Spencer in a book store, and honestly i'm very surprised, i didn't know they can read. At the bookstore Heidi announces that her ex Colby is coming to visit and they are going out to dinner with him. Apparently it's a double date, because Colby is there with his girlfriend who gives Heidi the ultimate compliment "I saw old pictures of you and you don't look like the same person". Hmm,a nose job and implants can do that to a person. Colby and his girl are straight out of the 60's. While visiting LA they are staying at the same hotel but staying in separate bedrooms. Do they not trust to control their urges if they share the same room? Don't they know with today's economy you really gotta do everything to save? After spending time with the ultra religious couple Spencer say's he's turned a new leaf, though he sounds so sarcastic even Heidi doesn't believe him.
On to the fashion.
Audrina is wearing a sexy black swimsuit with cutouts especially for Brody's appreciation. Here's a similar one from Urban Outfitters.
Heidi is wearing a strapless draped silvery dress during her dinner with Colby and his girlfriend. This Alexander Wang dress makes the greek toga look super fashionable.
Lo is usually overlooked but she was the only one that brought color to the Hawaiian trip. Her strapless bright floral number was eye catching and fun. Here's one from Bebe.
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